Roger's Rating:

Don't you just love a good ole patriotic porn flick? OK, I know that this probably isn't that kind of movie, but the title sure does make me smile. Then again what if the title refers to the breast implants sported by the women in the cast? Whatever it is, the movie is billed as a fantasy flick so we can be sure that Michael Raven will add some gloss to some hot role and costume plays. What could be more all-American than some hot looking chicks getting fucked? What could be more patriotic than looking at beautiful American babes like Kirsten Price and Carmen Hart and standing at attention? OK, lots of things are more patriotic, but would you rather jerk off to these babes or a stirring rendition of the Star Spangled Banner performed by a brass band? Oh man, don't answer that. Just watch the movie.

Kirsten Price & Barrett Blade

Kirsten and Barrett star in a scene that immediately reminds us that this is a Michael Raven project. The heavy back lighting, the hard grinding music and the machine-gun edits are tremendous examples of his technical brilliance, but they help drain a whole lot of the heat out of the action. Kirsten is a cutie who slaps his cock on her breasts, but the whole thing really isn't designed to be as strokeable as it could (or should) be. Eventually they settle in for a nice looking exchange of oral. At least the style didn't take over the entire scene. Even through the smoke we can see that this young woman has a wonderful body and we can enjoy the way her tit shake as he drives her wild with some intense tongue action. He slaps on the rubber and bangs her hard from behind. There is decent energy here and we don't have to put up with slow motion sex. I love this girl and even if it would be hotter to see a scene with more light and less gloss, the facial closes everything off really nicely.

Anna Mills & Steven St. Croix

Anna looks like a secretary as she enters Steven's office. Without a word he stands and joins her next to the desk. He helps her out of some of her clothes, bends her over and starts licking that sweet box from behind. This pretty girl has great tits and a really meaty pussy. (Like Kaitlyn Ashley had.) Steven plays with those big lips, tugging on them and driving her a bit nuts. The build up here is very sexy and Anna seems to be genuinely having a great time. When she is all worked up and ready to open her mouth, he leaves her head hanging over the edge of the desk. This leaves her in a perfect position to suck he balls for a long time. Taking his cock is quite easy for the skilled secretary. She has him down to the root with no trouble at all. They both seem a little out of breath as he works his cock up into her meaty love hole. I like the way she starts talking a bit more and the way her pert tits look as she gets pounding in doggy. She turns around just in time to get some cum all over her chin and tits. I'm looking forward to seeing Anna in other projects.

Kirsten Price, Carmen Hart & Tommy Gunn

Tommy is a patient in a hospital who wakes up to find to sexy nurses sucking his cock. I wonder if this kind of thing is covered by that universal health care the poli-hacks keep trying to saddle us with. Kirsten joins Carmen for some playful two-girl blowjob footage. Both of them are incredibly easy on the eyes and nothing gets in our way this time. If you like nurse uniforms then this scene is going to thrill you. They keep the clothes partially on as Carmen bends over, eats her blonde friend and gets fucked by the lucky patient. Tommy samples both pussies and gives us some great shots of Kirsten's body as he works her over. The white stockings and hats really add a touch of fetish appeal to a very hot three-way fuck. If I had to pick just one of these girls to fuck it would be tough because they both look absolutely delicious. Tommy finishes his therapy session by shooting all over Carmen's flat tummy.

Kylee King & Eric Masterson

There isn't much of a set up here. Kylee comes into the room and drops her knees. I love fully dressed blowjob action and she is quite good with her mouth. Kylee licks his balls and plays with his cock, teasing it until she is ready to inhale the meat. They move into standing doggy and then reverse cowgirl with most of their clothes still on. For some reason that just makes things a bit hotter for me in this case. There isn't quite the fantasy feel that we got with the nurses, but the clothes just add a sense of urgency to the fucking that works. She takes a shot on the face in the end. This isn't a great scene, but it has its moments.

Kirsten Price, Lux Kassidy & Carie Banks

The three girls are in matching cheer uniforms as they spy on a guy taking a shower. Apparently they like what they see because the second he is gone, they get busy with each other. While Kirsten and Carie get acquainted on the bench, Lux watches from the shower and plays with her pussy. I'm a huge fan of cheerleader outfits so even the veggie action has me interested here. We can't forget that Lux is there showing off a rather incredible body, but I have to say that Kirsten steals she show here. She looks fantastic with her uniform half off and her pussy stuffed with fingers. If only that guy knew what he just missed out on.

Lauren Phoenix, Van Damage & Derrick Pierce

We have a great set up here that falls flat. Lauren is the teacher, but instead of any kind of tease, we go right to her being bent over and fucked. It's too bad because this woman knows how to work for the camera, can do dialog and looks the part. She's also very hot in her sex scenes so it isn't half bad, but I think there is some fantasy potential that is lost because of the hurried pace. Things are not helped by the fact that she's apparently stomping a mallard to death as she sucks cock. Where on earth did people get the idea to create this kind of sound in the middle of a sex scene? The guys do their best to fuck Lauren as hard as possible. She handles it really well and looks great as always. They work a cock into her ass and even with her glasses on and in full teacher mode, Ms. Phoenix proves to be a superb anal slut. It's hard not to like a Lauren anal scene, especially when she takes two loads on her face. I still think this one lacks some fantasy heat, but the end result is pretty good anyway.

The bonus material includes a nice BTS feature, trailers, galleries and star starts. Best of all it also includes bonus scenes with Kirsten and Carmen. That's two more chances to jerk off to two of the hottest babes in the movie.

This movie starts out like a very typical Michael Raven movie, but it becomes quite a bit more strokeable than you would expect. His stuff is always easy on the eyes, always well done, but quite often the style overwhelms the sex. That isn't really the case here. You can still see that it's not aimed at the raincoat crowd, there is more than enough strokeable smut here to make people happy. Kirsten shows us more than once why she is becoming such a big star. This girl has a great face and a body built for fun. The nurse scene is especially hot and makes me wish I were feeling ill. I didn't like the rock star scene as much, but that is more of a style thing. As a cheerleader fan, I enjoyed the veggie action and all of a sudden I really want to check out this Vivid flick I have with Lux in it. A few of the scenes missed the mark fantasy wise I think. The scenes with Lauren and Anna might have been a bit hotter on that level with a bit more lead in. The sex in both scenes is very good so perhaps I'm being too picky now. It's a fantasy movie though with great looking girls and some really well developed fantasy scenes. Just think of what they could have done with Lauren as a hot teacher getting anally blasted by two of her students. Yeah, I'm being too picky because this really is a pretty good flick.

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Posted By Roger, www.excaliburfilms.com | 10/5/06 1:58 PM