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| by Roger T. Pipe |
September 1, 1998
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With the first Pamela Anderson home sex movie still burning up the charts, her much discussed video with Vince Neil still in legal entanglement Hell, Vince's little tryst with veggie-only porn starlet Janine the hottest thing on the market.
The rumored Anna Nicole Smith hardcore scene still just a much ballyhooed rumor, more news on the celebrity porn front comes knocking at the door. Just this morning, Metro has announced the signing of a new contract girl. While contract girls are a dime a dozen these days, this one just happens to have a few number one pop hits to her credit.
Sure, it's been a decade and I'm guessing a good number of you don't have a clue who sang "Two of Hearts" or "We Connect." However, Stacey Q, the rail thin, bubble-gum popster with the huge, hypnotic eyes has reportedly signed and eight scene deal with the company.
No word yet on how many movies this entails, or when we might expect the first title to hit the shelves. She is supposed to do both boy/girl and girl/girl work, but who the lucky guys and girls will be is anyone's guess. Anyone want to bet "Two of Hearts" is as good as a lock for her first title?
Metro isn't the only company excited over a new contract girl.
Sin City has announced that super sexy bombshell Nikki Lynn is now a Sin Girl . Look for Nikki's first contract title on your selves within the next month. More importantly, stay tuned for a Rog interview with the newest in the long line of fine looking Lynn's to grace the blue screen.
Those of you lucky enough to be out of earshot of Ed Power's radio disaster, actually did miss some interesting topics the last few weeks. First, the much anticipated Russ Hampshire/Rob Black debate got cancelled when Russ couldn't make it. In his place, Loretta Sterling took up the mantle and chided the young bad boy of porn for his sometimes over the top antics. Never mind the fact that Loretta is the guy who delights in bringing us 87 year old women, pregnant women and chicks on their periods.
If it's a matter of bad taste we're discussing, Mr. Pot, please meet Mr. Kettle. Of course, Ed siding with Sterling can't be too much of a surprise. Sounds like a case of the old and tired coming down hard on the guys who are already leaving them in the dust. Of course, the highlight of the show is when a certain, humble internet video reviewer called in to point out a little irony.
While I've never been shy about criticizing Rob Black, I find it the height of hypocrisy that some of the same people who attack him for portraying rape in his films (Something I find personally repulsive.) actually looked the other way, when a certain porn stud got carried away with a member of a production staff on set. What was it they call that again? Oh yeah, RAPE!
On a lighter note, Tom Byron was able to spout off the Rog Review Ratings for my last two Rob Black reviews. See, someone is reading.
Director/Producer/Net Personality, Mike South is reportedly on the move.
The exact destination must be kept a secret at this time dear readers, but suffice it to say, by this time next month, Southern Peaches or Georgia Belles will have a new home. This new company should also allow Mike some artistic mobility and word is we might even get to see a feature come from the gonzo/pro-am/amateur film maker.
While I'm tooting horns, I might as well toot my own a bit. I got an early look at the November issue of Hustler and they did a review of "Fresh Pink", the video which contains the first two scenes lensed by yours truly. The reviewer was quite kind and raved about 18 year old cutie Anna and her awesome, all natural rack.
Anna just shot her second scene for Metro's "Nasty Newcomers" series. Of course, Mystique Productions still has her first ever scene.
Shooting is due to be completed this month on an, as yet, untitled video, directed by Greg Steel and penned by yours truly.
The sex comedy has taken a while to get right, but as is, should provide some laughs in between strokes. Helping out with the strokes, should be a very nice cast, said to include Tina Tyler, Chloe and a new girl brought in by Mike South. Others rumored to be on the short list for remain roles include Stephanie Swift, Wendy Knight, Leanni Lei, Alex Dane and at least one high profile, semi-retired star.
We'll see how it goes, and you know I will give you all a detailed account of the shooting.
Actually, speaking of Wendy Knight, there may be a contract looming in her near future. It's about time someone recognized this woman's star potential.
Now, if I can just pin her down for an interview. Remember this though, I was the one who implored Seymore Butts to sign Wendy. I hate to say I told you so, but.........
Here is Rog's hot tip for the month. Go out and grab everything you can find with Temptress, Wildcat or Cherry in it. This trio of hot new faces is sure to put some starch in your shorts. With porn sluts like these, who needs Viagra?
Finally, I think something needs to be cleared up. I recently posted a review of "Blowjob Fantasies." In it, I had lots of praise for Bianca Trump. She responded with a very nice newsgroup post in which she promised me a blowjob for my hard work.
Just to keep things straight, the blowjob offer came AFTER the glowing review. Therefore, it's not really a bribe. Just a little professional courtesy right? Know this. If I do take Bianca up on her offer (And what sane guy wouldn't) there will be NO DNA evidence left on her dress.
Until next month readers, keep your genetic material where no one can trace it, or keep those interns on a leash...........
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